And that is not to say, if you don’t want to have you then stopped to chat.
Contrary to popular belief that a caesarean go on the rich Pinocchio and snickering a Hollywood star just to have a natural birth, the vast majority of operations is carried out for medical reasons. And to care for a newborn, with painful postoperative scars painful enough lesson for the mother.
So remember what in any case should not speak to the woman who just gave birth with the help of surgeons:
“THAT IS LUCKY FOR YOU, SNIP AND YOU’RE DONE! I WAS IN LABOR FOR 14 HOURS”
It’s not a competition, it’s harder had. And say thank you, that saved you from the details of how many hours your friend spent in battles before surgery, and then how many departed in the intensive care unit. If it’s so important — she won.
“OH, WELL, IT WAS NECESSARY JUST TO LIE UPSIDE DOWN FOR THREE HOURS/WASH FLOORS/BURN INCENSE/SUBSTITUTE IS NEEDED, AND WOULD NOT HAVE…”
Leave your pseudomodest yourself for next time. I none of this helped, but the doctors – Yes. Thank you.
“I WOULD NEVER DO A C-SECTION, THE MOST STRAIGHTFORWARD NATURAL BIRTH”
Well, if two doctors independently from each other said that it is better not to risk the health of the child, for some reason I did not experiment on it. I was wrong, you had to play Russian roulette?
“OH, AND I HAD TO DO THE SURGERY HERE IN THE HOSPITAL”
Oh, really? Sorry to have failed you. Warm up until the time machine, I now just get dressed.
“CAN I SEE THE SCAR?”
Of course! And I, in turn, would like to look at the wart on your tummy, you don’t mind?
“I HEARD THERE WAS A LITTLE TOO SPICY/TOO SWEET/MUCH/LITTLE/TO EXPERIENCE STRESS INCREASES THE RISK OF CAESAREAN SECTION”
Of course. I heard that if you often give unwanted advice if not asked to do so increases the risk to remain without friends.
“YOU REGRET THAT YOU DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH NATURALLY?”
Actually, I had a baby. So no, not a bit.
“AND YOU’RE UMM… WENT FOR A LARGE AFTER THE PROCEDURE?”
Why is everyone so interested? This, incidentally, is devilishly painful. No, this secret will remain between us: my doctor, me and my faithful companion prune juice.
“AND WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AND THE BABY?”
After 18 years, on his oath. No, seriously, I turn from one side to the other without pain can not, therefore, with the reception in a hurry, I just will not. However, if you bring a huge hot meal, get this…
According to the materials of Good Housekeeping. Photo fotoimedia / Ingram.